Tuesday, December 07, 2004

Late night smackdown

So after working on a paper for about an hour, I was mentally done at 11:30pm last night. So I hopped on BF and started working some magic.

First up: Berlin as Axis. Without using my exploit, I ended up going 22-22-9. At one point, I went through and killed about 7 guys before being killed myself. I was chucking nades with my fists and spitting bullets with my teeth, it was insanity. Axis ended up winning by 6 tickets. GG, allies.

Second up: Bocage as Axis. Had alot of fun on this one. I can't remember my score, but I was an engineer for the majority of the match. I concentrated on keeping the south bridge mined and ex-packed in the face of enemy armor. I distinctly remember dodging every bullet shot at me by a medic, dropping to one knee, and putting a .30 bullet through him. It was nice. I also saw an idiot sniper named RAVAGE go off to some god-forsaken building in the middle of nowhere, so I decided to follow him. I go inside the house and knife him as he is looking out a window. I'm walking back to the main lines, he comes after me (still a sniper). I kill him again. I take his sniping pack and lie down to snipe at the main Allied base. After a couple seconds, I see someone running straight at me. It's Ravage again. Oh no... *SNIPE* He drops again. He ends up coming after me in a tank and that's how he kills me. Idiot. Axis wins by 100+ tickets.

Last up: Market Garden as Allied. Now, I switched servers for this one and when I get in, the allies are being demolished. They're down 100+ tickets and they're still bleeding as the Axis have all the flags. So I parachute down and promptly capture the stone bridge. Too bad my entire freaking team refuses to spawn there and defend it! Everyone keeps spawning at the airfield where the do absolutely no good. So we lose the Stone Bridge. Alright, I'll try the Steel Bridge. Same results: I cap it, no one helps me, we lose it. At one point, a Tiger tank started chasing me and, as the driver was unable to kill me, he got out of his tank to do the job himself. Big mistake. So I snag the tank and use it against them. About 10 minutes later, the game ends with an Allied victory. Go me.

Tonight's record: 3-0 with 1 silver medal (Berlin) and 1 gold medal (Market Garden)

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Bounding through the hills comes a mighty man. Henry Rollins leaps like a deer. He holds a lumberjack under each arm and sings triumphantly of the beginning of time and how he pushed the switch that started the motor in the basement of the universe. He runs through cornfields, upending gazelles all the while and catches them merrily between his massive jaws. There is no man like Henry "The Man" Rollins. SALUT!

TheslaminJ said...

hahaha. Your summaries are fun to read. I'll be able to play more after tues. Wish I was a good writer =).